more “Twilight” rants Author: Jasper Published: July 3, 2009 0 comments intro 2: Edward and Jacob’s bro-mance 3: Edward is Charlie, but better! 4: sex with Alice and Jasper 5: Bella versus Rosalie 6: beautiful, exotic Leah 7: Carlisle doctoring Bella 8: Edward and Bella condone murder 9: vampires are all white? 10: Bella’s blond ambition 11: the Cullens threaten us, Aro! 12: happily ignoring Bella’s self-destruction 13: nobody eats well in Forks 14: doesn’t Bella mean beautiful? 15: it’s all about Bella