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red-neck werewolves and antediluvian vampires: Eclipse now showing at a theatre near you!

July 13, 2010

I went to Eclipse for the second time the other day with a great friend, Jocelyn. It was her first time seeing the movie. We met for lunch then smuggled cocktails into the theater for the mid-afternoon showing on a Tuesday. Don’t tell. We both loved it. She wore her homemade “Team Jacob” T-shirt and [...]

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Eclipse starts today!!! !!@#$%$#@@ @#$%!!!!!!!!

June 30, 2010

It’s about time!!! We love you , Stephenie Meyer!

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An open letter to Stephenie Meyer from a big fan: more Twilight novels, please!

June 26, 2010

I just finished the new The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner moments ago. All of you in the Internet universe have probably already read it, too, by now. I did enjoy the story. Bree sounds like a sweet enough vampire. And it’s cute that she is afraid of sunlight and develops a huge crush [...]

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Chalker’s endless bodily transformations heightens human sympathy and they’re a lot of fun, too

May 13, 2010

In all this type of story the living interest lies in their non-fantastic elements and not in the invention itself. They are appeals for human sympathy quite as much as any `sympathetic’ novel, and the fantastic element, the strange property or the strange world, is used only to throw up and intensify our natural reactions [...]

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Percy Jackson rant: Grover’s quest for the wild enchilada

October 15, 2009

Of all the characters in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, the one that I came most to admire is Grover the satyr. He’s sort of a clown in The Lightning Thief, barely able to keep his Rastafarian hat and shoes on, let alone watch over Percy effectively. Yet by book five, he’s proud [...]

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Percy Jackson rant: my heart belongs to Daddy

October 2, 2009

I think it’s so fitting that Hades shouts something like “you were a TERRIBLE father!” when confronting Kronos at the foot of the Empire State Building in The Last Olympian. Fitting; and it’s ironic, too. As I’ve already noted elsewhere, Hades himself could probably benefit from parenting classes. Really this war cry echoes throughout the [...]

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Percy Jackson rant: sex in Greek means f***ing around

September 5, 2009

What’s up with the sex lives of these Greek gods?!? Hera, the goddess of marriage, is totally pissed off about Zeus’ fooling around. Yet she sticks it out with him for thousands of years. There’s some little quip that they went for couples counseling but I’m not that sure it really helped the divine king [...]

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more Percy Jackson

September 5, 2009

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Percy Jackson rant: kids aren’t the only ones into PJ and the Olympians!

August 29, 2009

I’m in the middle of The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Book 5) and I’m having a problem: I’m completely addicted to this series! I came across the books after seeing the amazing movie trailer for The Lightening Thief, which I understand is being released sometime in 2010. I was really struck by [...]

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“Twilight” rant 15: it’s all about Bella

July 27, 2009

Lately I’ve been looking at some of the fun home videos of other Twilight ranters as well as some of the written comments that people have been making about the series. A lot of this stuff seems to be complaints about the crazy fans, complaints that Steph has totally cashed in on the whole series, [...]

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